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So SweetA heartwarming love story with weird but loving characters that all reside in an apartment building They support ach other and find love where they least Mastered (The Enforcers, expect it I m so glad that Sly got his happyver after I ve fallen in love with this series Just the right amount of characters love sex and action I read the three books for the strange neighbors series and I have to say that its one of the best and funniest books I ve come across Sweet and humorous to a perfect degree Ashlyn Chase is fabulous I loved this book as much as the first 2 But I would like to see how the lives of Man, Son of Man everyone from the apartments did Like what about Max How did the Wine business do What about Sly and Morgaine There should be a mini book aboutach personcouple Stupid stupid stupid Okay this obviously didn t bother a LOT of other reviewers but one of the secondary characters one who is in the story a LOT uses y all as a singular noun You all Plural second person pronoun PLURAL It s at least once a line on most pages Can t handle itLoved the first book in the series Second not as good Glad I didn t pay for it Okay So This book was confusing as hell I gotta say there was so many plot points and information shoved into the book It was difficult to stay focused and Alter Ego eventually I stopped caring about what happened to the characters In fact it seems the story was so full of different plot points logical solutions to problems were just ignored andverything was rushed There is literally a scene when one of the characters is giving birth and her husband a BIRD shifter cannot make it home to her because he was stuck at the airport Dude you can fly Just fly home man it s not
ROCKET SCIENCETHE MAIN CHARACTER AND LOVE scienceThe main character and love had a really fast paced relationship Insta love insert yeroll and I couldn t be convinced of their love for achother It honestly kind of felt like I was reading a book meant for kids xcept the only thing that made it mature was the cringy intimate scenes and occasional swearing The main Rating 35Heat Rating 4 out of 5 The Vampire Next Door by Ashlyn Chase is the third book in her unarguably jocular paranormal romance series Strange Neighbors This time "it s Sly and Morgaine who get their stories toldI was really xcited to finally get to read about Sly "s Sly and Morgaine who get their stories toldI was really Unseen City excited to finally get to read about Sly we first learned his back story in Strange Neighbors he captured my interest I m vamp girl after all LOL Anyways learning about him was great I found itxcellent that he always thought of his daughter He was completely devoted to herMorgaine was always someone that I never paid attention to She kinda paled in comparison to Gwyneth Well that was until her makeover in The Werewolf Upstairs After that it was her turn to shine and shine she did She had some psychological issues that I thoroughly understood I respected how she fought against them That took a lot of strength It made me proud to see her fight them to help her manOne thing that I will always remember about this book is the sex Sly and Morgaine got it on a lot and that s all good as far as I m concerned While they had WAY MORE nookie than your typical PNR the xplicit. Room for Rent Normal need not applyThis old Boston brownstone is not known for uiet livingfirst the shapeshifter meets his nurse then the werewolf falls for his sassy lawyer but now the vampire is looking for love with a witch who'se afraid of the darkand you thought your neighbors had issuesUndead Sly is content playing vigilante va.
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Solved within a few pages and with little or no ffort on the part of the charactersAlso most of it made no sense in any realityFor God Is in the Crowd example Mr Vampire needed to make some money Obviously there would be limitations on what he could do right I mean if he s going to burst into flame when sunlight hits him being a lifeguard is probably out of the uestion Still I can t possibly fathom why he would take the advice of the witch s hillbilly cousin and try to set up a still in order to sell moonshine Moonshine Really That s the honest to God best thing you could come up with What about a night watchman Cab driver Convenience store clerk Or better yet since hevidently roamed around at night as a freakin crime fighter why didn t he just steal money from the bad guys But no His only option was to become a bootlegger Riiiiight That makes senseThen there was the witch She s not only afraid of the dark but she s also afraid to leave the building they live in M kay This probably should have played a larger part in the story but after a few panic attacks it sort of floated to the background I m assuming they ll get her some professional help at a later dateThe hillbilly cousin I mentioned arlier was one of the annoying "characters in story so naturally she played a large role in what passed for a plot in this thing Note "in story so naturally she played a large role in what passed for a plot in this thing Note all non rednecks Y all is plural Not singular It refers to than one person Was the author trying to be cute when she had the character refer to very single person as y all or was she just trying to make the bimbo sound ven idiotic than she already did The world may never knowHere s the short list in no particular order of small grievances I have with this book1 When the pregnant chick went into labor why WAS IT A BIG DEAL THAT HER HUSBAND S it a big deal that her husband s home got cancelled because of snow He was a shape shifting bird for Christ s sake Fly yourself the f % back home2Why did they have to go get the Dragon lady that they barely knew to help them set fire to Mr Vampire s vil maker Was there a shortage of gasoline and matches 3Speaking of the Dragon lady The back story was that if she didn t get sex on a regular basis she would sneeze fire So naturally she had to become a prostitute Because apparently there is not only a shortage of gasoline and matches but also of men willing to have meaningless sexwithout paying for it She couldn t have a boyfriend I guess I mean who would want to settle down with a woman who actually needed to have lots and lots of sex right Yep That must be it bangs head on desk 4If the sex scenes were any cheesier I could have Notes for the Everlost eaten them on crackers Fang me Baby Seriously Yes seriously She actually said that when he was getting ready to tun her into a vampirewhile they were having sex of course And NO I don t care if that was a spoiler for someone I think of it as a public service to warn people when they are about to read something that damn dorkyI guess I could keep ranting about all the other stupidity in the book but I feel much better now that I ve gotten some of this off of my chest so I think I ll call it a dayIf you decide to read this consider yourself warne. For The Werewolf UpstairsWitty and wonderfulthentertaining plot humor sizzling sensual scenes and romance make this story unforgettable Romance JunkiesOriginal and full of laughs steamy sex and madcap mayhem Night Owl RomanceAn ntertaining funny read RT Book ReviewsDelicious romanceThe Werewolf Upstairs seduced me Sparkling Revie. ,
Ness was average By average I don t mean it was without steam though Those two definitely put off some
HEAT THERE ARE A NUMBER OFThere are a number of great things about this story Like the other books in this series The Vampire Next Door was filled with lots of pop culture references and I loved that I always smiled when I come across them There was ven an appearance of the famous American witch Laurie Cabot The setting for this book is Boston so there were a number of street names and places mentioned that the reader might recognize Since I ve been lost in the city a few times I certainly did G Also I found it uite ingenious that Chase managed to use Vampire Vintage in this story That just happens to be the name of one of her Ellora s Cave titlesThere was a side story in this book concerning the new maintenance man and new neighbor Though it was hilarious it got to be a little to much for me There was merit to the characters however and if Chase were to adapt them and create a new story I would read it for sureAnother thing that brought this book down for me was the timing I found that the story lagged at times and I was a bit bored IMO the story could have been condensed at the No Biggy! end without harming the plot whatsoeverAll in all The Vampire Next Door was annjoyable read for me It was a great nding to a wonderful series I m gonna miss that brownstone and all it s strange neighborsGiggle worthy GwynismsGwyneth is Morgaine s cousin She s a total country gal and has a flair for words that always has me giggling What s got y all madder than a bottle full "Of Bees Well Snap "bees Well snap granny s garters Y all are helpless as a Yankee at a grits atin contest Ya ll look like a pup that was left behind when the family went for a Sunday driveFavorite uoteYou re amazing she whispered hoarselyHe pushed back the hair from her face You tooHow All I do is let you play me like a pianoHe chuckled You ve got a great keyboardCover commentsI think this is my favorite cover of the three books in the series It has Morgaine with the delightful swirlies coming from her hands They give a whimsical feel to the book as well as signify Morgaine s magic The coffin is great as it appears in a pivotal point in the story I also love the bottle on the floor It s a great detail It Attracting Birds to Your Backyard even has a V on it for Vampire VintageRelated ReviewsStrange Neighbors Strange Neighbors 1 HEREThe Werewolf Upstairs Strange Neighbors 2 HERE I was really looking forward to reading this The plot was all over the place and too much going on with too many characters It overshadowed the two main characters that you almost forget about them Overall it was cute and humorous This could have been a cute paranormal romance You know something light and fluffy to take your mind off of things Could is the operative word hereVampire Next Door was a hot mess It was just a whole lotta crazy rolled into one storyThe main plot line is about a vampire who is still in mourning over his dead wife and a witch who is afraid of the dark Supposedly Unfortunately this was one of those books that introduced too many twists and wacky side stories Worse most of the new twists were re. Mpire keeping the neighborhood safe from human criminals until Morgaine moves in upstairs Suddenly he finds himself weak with desire which isn't a good place for a vampire to be And Morgaine isn'txactly without her own issues will the two of them be able to get past their deepest fears before their chance at normal slips awayPraise.